Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.
Jay
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Jay
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Jay
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!
Jay
Zoinks, yo!
Jay
Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
Jay
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
Jay
Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
Jay
Yo. You guys need to turn those frowns upside down. And I got just the thing for that. We call them Doobie Snax.
Jay
Just call me Darth Balls... Bong.
Jay
Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit".
Jay
Just like Winnie the Pooh.
Jay
I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit.
Jay
I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
Whillenholly
We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way.
Whillenholly